ON THE EVE of the American presidential election, this grand human experiment is ready for an update to what some are calling a ‘very old’ declaration of independence. What more mordern way to do this than with A.I. Feel free to replace ‘King George’ with your president of choice!
a.i. rewrote the declaration of independence
Infamous M.I.T. pig is now smarter than a human •
E-juice overtakes cum and shit as most prevalent residue on public transit •
Toronto bars to require "pre-barfing" before entering establishment •
Toronto plans for second CN Tower sparks "penis" envy in Calgary •
Conservative MP suggests Canadians save money by "becoming homeless" •
Tim Hortons to award jobs in new roll-up-the-rim sweepstakes: search "Tim Hortons rim jobs" for more info •
Sir Paul Mccartney admits that he has "never had a soul" •
Infamous M.I.T. pig is now smarter than a human • E-juice overtakes cum and shit as most prevalent residue on public transit • Toronto bars to require "pre-barfing" before entering establishment • Toronto plans for second CN Tower sparks "penis" envy in Calgary • Conservative MP suggests Canadians save money by "becoming homeless" • Tim Hortons to award jobs in new roll-up-the-rim sweepstakes: search "Tim Hortons rim jobs" for more info • Sir Paul Mccartney admits that he has "never had a soul" •
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