An abecedarian batrachophage's cacoethes du dippoldism draws exsibilations from farctate gongoozlers. His hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian inaniloquency is jumentous. Jurors ken Kiwi’s krukolibidinous lalochezia makes mulligrub nidrosity not oculoplania. One pertinent philosophunculist perceives psithurism pon platichor pleasurably. Perpetual quidnunc, quiz-kid’s recumbentibus-skoptsy relinquished to tarantism, then tibialoconcupiscence. Ulotrichous, ventripotent, witzelsucht xenobombulator yclept Zeppelin.​

Translation for the layperson: This alphabet-learning frog-eater's mania for child-lashings has garnered jeers from the overstuffed masses. His monstrously inane poems smell like horse piss. Psychiatrists estimate his habit of staring at crotches while screaming obscenities begins during his depression fueled meat-burps, and not simply from him letting his eyes wander. Pretending to know more than he does, Zeppelin finds pleasure in the sound of wind through trees and the smell of rain on dry ground. Upsettingly, in recent years, his need to always know what is going on caused him to castrate himself with a witty blow, which resulted in his urge to overcome melancholy by dancing, and also a lascivious interest in watching women put on stockings. Having very wooly hair and a gluttonous big belly, we see this feeble humourist feigning illness to avoid his life, one by the name of Zeppelin.